Watching your entire I Photo library import onto your new computer at 4 a.m. is as close as you can get to watching your life flash before your eyes until your life really flashes before your eyes.
By the way, to the asshole(s) who stole my old and trusty 2004 powerbook out of the back of my car, three things:
1. Thanks for not breaking my windows.
2. Joke's on you, the harddrive is fried.
3. I'll never forgive you for robbing me of the opportunity to go all "office space" on that little fucker, just the way I always dreamed. I'll never forgive you for that.