"I just had the longest day..."
Why is it the longest day can never, ever be the best day, but more than likely the worst?
When's the last time someone walked in and said:
"I just had the longest day! Man, it was the best. I want to do it all over again."
It's not bad enough that the moment's bad, but on top of that a minute seems to turn into hours, and hours into weeks within the blink of an eye...
Time is a nasty little trickster that way.